The view from the outhouse
Saturday January 9, 2021
I can’t think of very much to write about. Last Monday the weather warmed up to about 10 degrees by noon so our guests headed back to uncivilization. We had a really great time over the holiday. I wrote 2020 in the date for my first post of the new year. 9 days into it I expected it to be better, so far no change. I’m afraid it is on the way rapidly downhill.
Kari and I have been running the boys and grooming the trails. It has warmed back up to underwear and slipper weather, no I guess I haven’t switched yet. Don’t get me wrong I’ve switched underwear just haven’t switched to warmer attire for short trips outside, short meaning less than 20 minutes. I met a person from downriver on FB. He came by the other day to visit but just waited down in the slough for 30 minutes afraid to come on up to the asylum. Scared that I may not be dressed so he headed on downriver to his place. He came back over the holiday. I had intel that he was coming so I met him at the door in my underwear.
Mayor Cooper hired a new director of program naming and acronyms for the Silty Slough government. If you are interested check out the previous View and the comments. We still have some ghost positions available. Good pay and benefits. Trump haters need not apply, but I guess you are still on the Democrat payroll from the presidential election.
The new director mentioned that one of the ghost employees was a preacher on the radio. This prompted Teddy and I to think about starting a radio station since FB is kicking everyone off that doesn’t agree with their liberal views. Keep listening for Radio Free Silty Slough…The spruce beetle station. Just waiting for our grant from the government. In order to reach everyone we will need about a 250,000 watt transmitter. It will take a bigger generator and a lot of diesel to run it. I’m sure the neighbors will kick in. At 250kw any light bulbs within 4 miles of the antenna will just glow all the time. Won’t matter if they are turned on or not. I’m not sure how far out the snow will be melted.
Teddy and I are making a list of Trump haters that we want to purge from our FB friends. If you want to be added to the list let us know. Teddy said that most of the Trump haters have their heads so far up their arses they have turned themselves inside out. He is a very smart dog.
We expect to get banned from Facebook soon so we copied the View and other adventures to a blog at siltyslough.wordpress.com The adventures are a little better organized and chronological for completed adventures. FB must have deleted some of my adventures or maybe I just posted them in my mind.
So now our speech is controlled by FB, Amazon is kicking Parler off their servers and The Wall Mart tries to dictate what is available to buy, just wait until Joe and the Ho get in control we will have no rights left.
Teddy and I were thinking about telling all of you fools that voted for Joe and the Ho, we hope you get exactly what you voted for. After thinking about it though we will be getting the same treatment. Higher taxes, less medical care, legal abortion until birth, open borders, 401k and pension attacked, to name a few. Wait until they open the floodgates at the border, what ignorant fools you are.
If any of you Trump haters can deny that there was massive voter fraud by the Democrats, I seriously question your integrity. Most of you are so spineless you won’t speak up.
Like I said, I didn’t have much to write about. If you check out my blog let me know so I can see if it is still worth doing it.
This afternoon we took the boys for a run down the airstrip, came home, deiced the freight sled, and had a great meal of moose nuggets, steak, and king crab.
The flamethrower that I’m deicing the sled with may come in useful if city hall is ever overrun by Aunt teefa. Who ever she is. I think we are safe for a while we are closer to Russia than Washington DC. Anyway it is a long bus ride from DC.
I’ll get back to writing more about cabin life in my next view.
Stay safe and healthy and stay out of The Wall Mart.
Thank you Lord
I’ll be in touch.
Blue skies!!!
The View from the Outhouse 